Favourite Alex Vause things > the way she looks at Piper (season 2)
i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno.
I think we could all use a tiny kitten on our screens from time to time.
ugh i love how his tail is just a triangle
IT’S TAIL IS A TRIANGLE
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
I do youtube now. youtube.com/vlogkatrin
have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things???
then u realize u are broke and sad
Then you realize it might come across as super creepy so you don’t?
While a bunch of Youtubers are at the White House to support a campaign against sexual assault, Sam Pepper is walking around touching stranger’s butts. No comment.
"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies
Pleasantly surprised where this went
Thanks for taking the time to read this letter. As fellow YouTubers, we have much respect for others who put so much hard work into building their channel. It’s not easy, and you should be proud! That said, we’ve noticed that in your success, there has been a lack of respect in…
DAN AND PHIL BOTH UNFOLLOWED SAM PEPPER WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
do you guys hear that?
it’s the sound of Sam Pepper’s career going out the window
goodbye, little pepper. it was nice knowing youlittle pepper
do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol
what if instead of coming out as a couple troyler just randomly starts acting like a couple without an explanation and just kind of expect us to catch on
Dogs that are having a worse hair day than you are.
That first one looks like Eeyore.